Hold My Camera, Gassy shits in the woods

We are on a walk and i have to shit. I know this is an odd question, but do you mind taking a video of me pooping? Its just hard to get the right angle on my own. Why do i need this video. Look maybe i will tell you in the future but for now you just need to hold the camera and make sure you are getting a great shot. Got it? Good. I’ll need you to be my camera man again tmrw. Are you surprised by how big that shit was? Wow maybe thats clue as to why its so important to film me taking a dump. I can’t waste this shit, its gold.