Puppy Pad Poopy

It’s early in the morning and I really need to go. I unbutton and take off my Playboy onesie. My asshole is puckering and struggling to hold it all in. A few pieces come out at first. A thick, long brown turd follows. Halfway through it turns softer and lighter in color.

I wipe and show you my dirty toilet paper.

I’m eager to show you my massive load. Can you believe all of this was inside me?