Mega shit turd coming out of my jeans-clad ass

I desperately needed to poop, and a huge, long turd came out of my jeans-clad ass that morning. I quickly pulled my jeans down, and the load of shit came straight from my ass onto the plate. A mega turd, long and shiny, perfect for a grateful, consistent toilet. After wiping thoroughly, I pulled my jeans back up over my butt.